UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON JUST ACCEPTED ME INTO THEIR LINGUISTICS PHD PROGRAM.

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!  NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nooo!!  I'm so upset!  I've already filed the paperwork for CU!
UWASH'S LING. PHD?!
What the fuck?!

I'm wailing as loud as I can without waking Alex up in the next room over.  Are you kidding me?! 
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